Funny Whatsapp Masti Hindi Jokes Top And Latest 2015

Me: Main tumhe chahta hu
She: Kitna?
Me: Jitna "Big Boss chahte hai", utna.. :|
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By the rate I copy posts from the internet,
I'm sure my son is going to get himself a tattoo "mera baap chor hai!"
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Whatsapp fwds depending on age.
18-30~Pxxrn videos/pics
30-45~Jokes on marriage
45-55~Health tips
55-75~Bhajan Kirtan and ghanta gyaan.
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Uncle : beta kya karte ho?
Me : women empowerment par kaam kar raha hu
Uncle : social worker?
Me : no uncle FB par sab ladkiyon ki pics like karta hu..!! .
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*Girl uploads selfie*
1 hour ago
489 Likes 186 Comments
Boy1 - Kitni jyada bhot very too much cute lagti ho
Boy2 - hi SiXy aDd me pLz
Boy3 - KuDrat ka karizma ho tum
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*boy uploads selfie*
2 years ago
2 Likes 1 comment
Boy- tere phone mein camera hai lawde?
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Chutiyapa is
"Jo bhi mere comment ko like karega me paka use friend request bhejungi,
Pakka Wala Promise..
and uske saath full night day chat karungi aur usko jannat k maje
dungi"
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Intrvwr:your qualifications?
Me:Sir I am a struggling writer
Interviewer :Any past experiences?
Me: Sir Facebook pe page hai mera, woh chalega?
Interviewer :Security!bahar nikalo is haramzaade ko