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Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai

Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
Thank God, Cow's don't fly !

Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho
Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho
Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho
Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahaaye jamana ho gaya

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Dil ki tarah inbox khali pade hai…
Kyunki SMS ke lale pade hai…
Yeh to hona he tha, kyunki kanjoos dosto se jo pale pade hai…

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Bhul kar bhi kisiko na rulana…
Zindagi me sabko hasana…
Dushmano ko bhi gale lagana…
Fir bhi koi gam de to phone lagana…
TAPKA DENGE SAALE KO…

Woh Madhosh aankhe...
Woh Garm sanse...
Woh Kampata jism...
Woh Thar-Tharate honth...
Maine to pehle he kaha tha Malaria ho sakta hai...

Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho
Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho

Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...

Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition,
Is pe likha hai no admission,
Magar tum aasakte ho without permission...